What are you looking up here for? The joke is in your hand.
I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I wouldn't object to my wife having the last word-- if only she'd get to it.
My parents stayed together for forty years, but that was out of spite.
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Why does a woman work for years to change a man's habits, and then complain that he's not the man she married?
I told someone I was getting married, and they said "Have you picked a date yet? I said, "wow, you can bring a date to your own wedding!" "What a country! "
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, "You're only interested in one thing," and you can't remember what it is.
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me!
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
She offered her honour, He honoured her offer, and all night he was on her and off her.
Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.
Hoowa.... more jokes...?